First mention...

I am now officially a Hausfrau!

Yes, we had an interview (some call it an interrogation, but ours was very pleasant) in the local bank in Zürich, during which we were asked quite a few questions including the names and ages of our children (who were rolling on the floor fighting, prior to being given a colouring book and pencils), and my occupation... slight pause, explanation, followed by officious writing on yellow lined page:

HAUSFRAU

I have arrived!